Why toads ?
OK, it's not just normal, to denominate the previous girl-friend as a toad. This idea was born, as M......-1 (in the following stories named MK1) was going to the end and this name was not real rare. It's very important, to avoid confusions with persons who carry the same name. By this time, it was not within sight, that this would become a series. Afterwards also the other debacles with other names were sorted in.
Why this chapter ?
Properly this stories are not really funny if you are confounded by yourself, but if you tell such stories to your friends, you see that this will produce much fun, although they often don't know the girl. Therefore this stories shouldn't be hidden from the interested homepage-reader!
This will be not realistic, only because of missing time. Here are only some highlights (as well the selection of the persons as also the content) and embarrassing intimacies are out of range.
M, N, C, S... capital of the prename K toad (in German beginning with K) FK foreign toad Numeral running number of the toad